Hey guys I know how much you all love Blink 182 so maybe you'll be intertested in what the guys have to say!
Mark Quotes:
"Lets here it for blow jobs everyone."
"We are not a stars. We are all just dorks in a band"
"I do not have a girlfriend, I have a dog."
"Let's hear it for orgasms, people!"
"Nothing's uglier or stupider looking than a naked guy, and making a video out of that was a little uncomfortable and fun at the same time."
"We play poopy poppy punk like stuff"
"However... the prognosis of Tom's canker sore is pretty much the same as the prognosis about his penis. It's not the biggest one Dr. Bruce has seen but it's the placement of it that bothers him."
"Tom likes boobies, he breast fed until he was 14"
"Look at me... look at me... I need the attention, oooh I'm punk rock I got some tatoos, I got some piercings. If I'm gonna get some piercings then I want everyone to see it...I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man... the Karate man bleed on the inside. A real punk is punk on the inside."
"This is for everyone here who has a penis or vagina and especially for those who have both"
"I can have sex with each and every girl here....and be home in time for dinner"
"I've seen Travis naked!"
"Our favorite thinkgs in the world are pee-pee and doo-doo."
"They always want to see how big our penises are."
"Tom works out everyday dude."
"Disney movies are fuckin bitching."
"I see my job in the band as basically on stage to be an idot, act like a jackass and to make a total fool out of myself whenever possible."
"I would go to the wall for my band and for my friends and thats just how I am. It's all about perserverance and attitude."
"This is Travi's sweat because we fucked in the butt. Travis fucked me in the butt and I sweated so much that I came."
"Alright if I had to sleep with a man it would be Harrison Ford, alright."
Tom Quotes:
"I haven't grown up at all since I was a freshmen in high school, and neither has my penis."
"Do I look feminine when I stand like this?"
"After asked about getting spit on in concert he told someone - "Usually I'm too drunk to really care about it. Sometimes I'll look at my shirt and see a bunch of loogies and get all grossed out, but it's all in the name of fun."
"For me, sex with a girl is a race to orgasm, and I am undefeated."
"Well, enemas sure brought my family closer together."
"I masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours, it hurts, i think it's gonna fall off"
" I really enjoy, uh, getting make-up and my butt worked on. What I do normally before a show is I get my butt spackled, shaved, waxed, massaged, and buffed..."
"Some people think we're idiots and perverts, which we are."
"We don't want to act like adults. Anybody who can stay in a state of adolescence will be much better off later on. Look at people who are working nine-to-five jobs out of college, and look at professional skateboarders or guys in punk bands," he says. "See who's having more fun."
"I don't know why I am in this band, I am the only guy that likes girls. I am the only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies should be made the penis vagina way. The old way. These guys are trying to create some weird wacky, maybe the penis in the butt will get a kid, I don't know.Ii don't think that works" Mark: " What?" Tom: " No, don't come here and try to act like your heterosexual!"
"I wanna have an orgasm on stage here, all I need is some light kisses to the tip of my penis. Just little small ones."
"Marks penis only turns in a 90 degree angle."
"I study that stuff, man," he says. "UFOs ... I'll tell you that I think in the next year the US government is going to come out and admit that aliens have visited Earth. The reason I think that is that I listen to this radio show at home which deals with all this stuff."
"Hey..how old are you? 15? OH MY GOD!!! put those things away."
"I don't think god is happy with the words we say onstage.."
"Why do you keep throwing clothes at me? Obviously you dont like what I'm wearing" (Concert)
"Look! Look! I'm getting a blow job right now!! Thanks whakeem..wait, wait, I dont know if I can recover that fast"
"Its the Boobie Monster!!"
"My nutz taste better with fudge."
"I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay."
"We never think of anything funny, and lets just accept the fact that we are not going to be funny, our jokes are stupid and no one is going to laugh. Once we came at peace in our hearts all the stress got taken off."
"I drank a shit load of caffine. That shit shrinks your balls but it wakes you the fuck up!"
"Please don't throw your dirty toliet paper, I'm not hungry."
"I model Enema Bags." (Underwear)
Mark: "Watch out for the big cone of styrofoam."
Tom: "I usually stuff those things in my pants, makes it look bigger."
Travis Quotes:
"Everything is beautiful in this band. Its much simpler than the nine piece I was in before."
"Mark and Tom have all the small things ... I have all the big things!"
"Awe, are you sayin you never dyed your hair? Mr. Purple hair like 2 months ago..."
"I want a tatoo of a sailor ship, all the way from my wrist to my, to my tittie!"
"Dude, your so faulty...Is this..Is this your beer?"
"I'm kinda sweaty why? - Wanna go do something?"
"I wanted to be a Pro Skater but I kept on hurting myself to the point where I couldn't even do it anymore..."
"She [Janine] was super-horny. And we were in our underwear. It was good. That's the one thing I can really say about it. "
"Who's beer is this?"
"We are just a silly little punk band."
"If I were a condom I'd be too big."
"All the Italian restaurants around here are closed."
